Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Democrats release ‘Real Security’ plan
From The Shape of Days, March 29, 2006
Congressional Democrats today released “Real Security: The Democratic Plan to Protect America and Restore Our Leadership in the World,” a “comprehensive plan” that consists of a ten-page PowerPoint deck.
Except it’s really only five pages, because half the pages are in Spanish. Spanish on one side, English on the other. Like stereo instructions. I guess restoring our leadership to the world is something you can get at Ikea.
Except the first page is just a title card, and the second page is just a blurb. So really it’s only three pages.
The Democrats’ comprehensive plan for restoring the blah blah and protecting some other thing is actually three PowerPoint slides....
Posted at 11:43 PM