Tuesday, May 31, 2005

UN Wine-for-Food Program Announced

In the wake of Sunday's crushing defeat of the EU treaty, Kofi Annan affirms his solidarity with Chirac's France in announcing the United Nations Wine-for-Food Program. Posted by Hello

Monday, May 30, 2005

Take It from the Doctor

After last week, he should know. Posted by Hello

Sunday, May 29, 2005

My Give a Damn's Busted

Ever hear Jo Dee Messina sing "My Give a Damn's Busted"? Cracked me up, first time I heard it. Why does it call up left wing ideology?

You can say you've got issues.
You can say you're a victim.
It's all your parents fault,
After all you didn't pick em.
Well maybe Oprah's got time to listen.
My give a damn's busted.

(*Well let me get this straight now)
Your therapist said
It was all just a phase
A product of the prozac
And your co-dependent ways
So uhh ... who's your enabler these days
My give a damn's busted.

-- Jo Dee Messina, My Give a Damn's Busted

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Reid Moonlighting as Actor

Off-put by Reid's thespian pursuit, Kennedy, Biden, Schumer, and Boxer privately query Reid's political sincerity, worrying that what they had perceived as leadership karma may be driven by Tourette Syndrome. Posted by Hello

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Memorial Day 2005

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Energizing His Base

Speaking to a DNC forum in New York over the weekend, Dean indulged once again
in some of the undisguised loathing of the GOP that was such a hallmark of
Democratic Party activism last year. "I hate the Republicans and everything they
stand for," he told the audience, "but I admire their discipline and their
I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for. Not "I
oppose the Republicans and everything they stand for." Not "I'm determined to
beat the Republicans." Not "I reject the Republican message." No -- Dean wants
it understood that he hates the Republicans and all their works. That is the
banner under which he is marching as a candidate to lead his party. -- The Boston Globe
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Better Government through Science

In the course of a discussion on filibusters and Senate rules, Washington's top
Democrat gave the 60 juniors a lesson in partisan politics, particularly about
the commander in chief. "The man's father is a wonderful human being," Reid said
in response to a question about President Bush's policies. "I think this guy is
a loser. -- Las Vegas Review-Journal
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Thursday, May 26, 2005

French Admit EU Treaty Lost

France sinks back into sea. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I didn't leave the Democrat Party, the Party left me. -- Ronald Reagan Posted by Hello

McCain Weighs In

Lady Equity takes measure. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

One Sad Elephant

McCain snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Posted by Hello

Friday, May 20, 2005

The Changing Role of Big Media

"There is... a deep anti-military bias in the media. One that begins from the premise that the military must be lying, and that American projection of power around the world must be wrong. I think that that is a hangover from Vietnam, and I think it's very dangerous."
-- Terry Moran, Chief ABC White House Correspondent, HughHewitt.com
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Monday, May 16, 2005

Newsweek Reports its Mistake

Newsweek makes news, snatching a Mid East defeat from the jaws of victory. Overnight reversal reported in Afghanistan, with flag-burning protests spreading throughout Middle East. Posted by Hello

Dean's Bad Mouth

Well, that explains it. Posted by Hello

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Fishwives' Nightmare

Can fish get Mad How disease? Posted by Hello


K√łokin' der yummee-yummer mitten der Hillary Egg Separator. Bork! Posted by Hello

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Five Star Rating

Hillary Egg Separator gets FIVE STARS from Sam-I-Am's Green Eggs Cafe Posted by Hello


Leader of the classless society. Posted by Hello

Holiday from History

Special interest group extemism takes its toll. A Party being eaten by its own. Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Makeover: Foreign Policy

Running from the right in 2008. Posted by Hello

Makeover: Second Amendment

Making G. Gordon weep. Posted by Hello

Hillary Makeover: Traditional Values

2008: Hilla the Nun? Posted by Hello

Sunday, May 1, 2005

Resurrecting John Forbes Kerry

Thumbs Up for '08 For the Kerry Clan


With Republicans scrounging around for an able successor to President Bush in
the 2008 election, Washington's focus is fast turning to an escalating battle on
the Democratic side between front-runner Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and 2004
nominee Sen. John Kerry . Whispers learns that Kerry is not just testing the
waters: He's running . "His family wants him to run again," says one pal. Proof
he's in: Kerry has added names to his E-mail list of 3 million, kept
johnkerry.com alive and kicking, raised boatloads of cash for friendly
Democrats, and moved to seize control of hot-button issues like kids'
healthcare, the environment, and support for military families. The Kerry clan
is also pushing the Clinton electability issue.

Monkey Business

Hillary Clinton aide reportedly taped.
Kennedy in-law said to aid the FBI.

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Boston Globe, April 24, 2005

Senator Edward M. Kennedy's brother-in-law secretly taped at least one telephone conversation as part of an FBI investigation into a former aide to Senator Hillary Clinton, according to published reports.

Raymond Reggie, a brother of Kennedy's wife, Victoria Reggie Kennedy, pleaded guilty Thursday on federal bank fraud charges in New Orleans.

Reggie's role in taping the former Clinton aide for the FBI surfaced as a result of that plea, the reports said. The reports quoted unnamed sources as saying Reggie worked with the FBI in its investigation of former Clinton aide David Rosen.

Reggie cooperated with the FBI in an effort to reduce his sentence, according to reports Friday in The Times-Picayune of New Orleans, the New York Post, and The New York Sun.

Re-Inventing Hillary

Hillary scrambles to reinvent herself as strong on national defense and mainstream values.

Coming Soon: "Running from the Center in 2008", a remake of Paul Laurence Dunbar's 1898 production, CLORINDY, or Origin of the Cakewalk, with special effects by Sandy Burglar.
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